Do Edibles Make[Bagel Bites]Better?

Ah, the illustrious combination of bagel bites and being "elevated" – a match made in hazy heaven. Because let's be real, what better way to celebrate your state of altered consciousness than by indulging in a gloriously, but questionably assembled, snack? Fear not, I'm here to tell you. Also, are they called Bagel Bites or Pizza Bagels?!

I think it's essential to give you context on what I believe is the best way to eat these precious things. I prefer the oven over the microwave for one reason; timing. The packaging says pre-heat the oven to 425, but I recommend 420 for obvious reasons, which can take about 10 minutes. Then cook these bad boys for about 15 minutes. So if you can take an Edible right when you pre-heat the oven, that gives you almost 30 minutes for it to kick in by the time the Pizza Bagels will be done in the oven. However, if you're already on Cloud 9, the microwave will do just fine!

As we bite into this stoner's delight, we can't help but marvel at the mishmash of flavors and textures. We might even contemplate the meaning of life while our taste buds grapple with the absurdity of the situation. The experience might be oddly satisfying at the moment, but let's face it – pizza bagels and a cloudy mind are hardly the recipe for culinary greatness. But hey, who needs culinary greatness when you're on a cosmic journey to satisfy your insatiable cravings?

Just remember, that this is one of those experiences best left in the realm of the "high" adventures. Because once our hazy fog clears, you'll likely wonder why we ever thought this was a good idea. But, that's just the beautiful absurdity of being high and enjoying the simple pleasures of life – even if we are just eating pizza bagels.

So, dear connoisseur of the altered state, embrace your pizza bagel indulgence as a badge of honor, a testament to your ability to make regrettable choices while high. After all, the journey of self-discovery can sometimes involve questionable culinary detours. Bon appétit!

You can purchase Bagel Bites at your local grocery stores. I highly recommend it...